1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (Pick between 2 and 9)

2. Multiply this number by 2.4

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply that sum by 50.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1750.

If you haven't, add 1749.

6. Now, subtract the four digit year in which you were born.

You should now have a three digit number.

The first digit is your original number -- how many times you

want to have chocolate each week.

The second two digits are your age.